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Overstaying your welcome

Published 11:20pm Friday, October 25, 2013

Dear Editor,
Dear patriot, veteran, citizen, De Opresso Liber – you have become like a seven-foot boar that has invaded the barn and is siphoning all the slop from the trough.
When my pigs get trampled upon, I get real antsy.
It is time for you to shut your snout and head back into the woods.
This 85-year-old sow is fed up with the likes of you messing up my Outlook about every other day, and I am not a feral pig.
Scram.

Margaret S. Thompson